Hipster Film Critic Continues to Be Appalled at Mainstream Cinema
Local film critic Nick Van Vuuren is in his fifth year of reviewing movies and…
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Toy Story 4 Spork Character Not Fooling Any Transgender Person
Move over Woody, there’s a new sheriff in town, or rather, a new spork. But…
New “Hide and Seek” Horror Film Confirms Hollywood Is Dying for Ideas
A new horror film is coming out this year and it’s called Ready or Not….
Movie Goers Shocked at Three-Hour Runtime for Tolkien
Fans of J.R.R. Tolkien were eager to see the new biopic this weekend, but many…
Daniel Craig Injures Crew Member After Being Served Martini Stirred and Not Shaken
More production woes for Bond 25. Actor Daniel Craig has injured a crew member after…
Another Trailer for a Stephen King Film Suggests Author is Probably Being Held Hostage
2019 looks set for another Stephen King film and fans are worried this could mean…
Stan Acquires Brian Taylor to Host Talk Show in Locker
Australian football fans are rejoicing. Popular AFL commentator Brian Taylor is set to host his…
Student Finishes Last Exam and Can Finally Watch Netflix Without Guilt
Thousands of Australian students are feeling relieved today. With their last exam finished, many can…
Liv Tyler Makes Same Mistake of Dating Another Astronaut
Poor life choices seem to continue for actress Liv Tyler. Once again, she has decided…
Producers Confirm Sequel That No One Asked For
Ridley Scott has declared plans for a second Gladiator. A film that no fan has…