Redheads Angry at Brunette Cast for The Little Mermaid
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New Star Wars Trailer Shows Palpatine Recovering in a Nursing Home
A new Star Wars trailer has been released and fans have finally got their first…
Guy Who Rips People’s Movie Tickets Still Not Sure Why He Has a Job
Once upon a time, ticket ushers were the gatekeepers of cinema. But now, most of…
Feminists Already Complaining About New White Male Cast for Ghostbusters 2020
Paul Rudd is set to star in Ghostbusters 2020 and everyone’s happy except feminists. The…
Transgender Women Still Outraged but Rocking Captain Marvel’s Haircut
Captain Marvel may have broken new ground for women superheroes, but not many realise just…
Tarantino Bitch Slaps Interviewer for Asking Another Silly Question
Quentin Tarantino has slapped a reporter. Why? The director cites being asked yet another silly…
Disney Reveal Former Vice President Was Responsible for Hidden Sexual Innuendo’s in Films
Ever wondered how those “Disney Brazzers” memes came about? Well, the person responsible has been…
Blumhouse Announces Chucky vs. Annabelle Spin-Off
Get ready horror fans, the battle of the dolls is coming. Blumhouse Productions has revealed plans to…
AFL Fans Boo New Movie Poster for Adam Goodes’s Documentary
A new poster for Adam Goodes’s upcoming film was released today, and Australian Football fans…
Hipster Film Critic Continues to Be Appalled at Mainstream Cinema
Local film critic Nick Van Vuuren is in his fifth year of reviewing movies and…