New Lion King Terrifies Children with Realistic Violence
Early screenings of the new Lion King have terrified young audiences. What was expected to…
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Fast and Furious 9 Cast John Cena Only to Realise that No One Will See Him
WWE superstar John Cena is set to star in the next Fast and Furious film….
Pixar Sick and Tired of Child’s Play Marketing Team Making the Same Joke
It’s official. Pixar is fed up with the marketing team for Child’s Play. What started…
LSD Users Love New Wonder Woman Poster
A new Wonder Woman poster has set the internet alight, and especially those on acid….
Film About Hollywood Criticised for Being “Too Hollywood”
Quentin Tarantino’s new film has been panned by critics at the Cannes film festival. The…
New Netflix Series: A Mums Guide to Celery Juice
Move over Martha Stewart, there are some new sheriffs in town. Netflix has announced a…
Rambo Gives Last Blood Donation
At age 88, the Red Cross has officially cut off John Rambo from blood donations….
Feminists Protest Depiction of “Evil” Female Lead in X-Men
Mass feminist riots have broken out across the world. The reason: the depiction of a…
HBO Greenlights 23 Jump Street with Jon Snow and Tormund
Game of Thrones fans get excited. HBO has just announced the new 23 Jump Street…
Tsunami Created by Godzilla’s Ocean Poop Kills Millions
Millions have been killed due to a freakish tsunami off the coast of California. The…