Tsunami Created by Godzilla’s Ocean Poop Kills Millions
Millions have been killed due to a freakish tsunami off the coast of California. The…
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It’s official. Will Smith has announced he doesn’t know what he’s doing anymore. In an…
DC Comics Suing Sony and James Gunn for Superman Defamation
DC Comics have announced they are filing a lawsuit against both Sony and James Gunn…
Sony Hires FBI to Investigate Why People Hate Detective Pikachu
In an ironic twist of fate, Sony executives have commissioned a crack team of FBI…
Fans Surprised Arthur is Still On TV
After news of a gay marriage, fans of the children’s television show Arthur are in…
Anti-Gun Activists Love John Wick
A surprising influx of anti-gun protestors has seen box office records smashed for the new…
Thousands of Game of Thrones Fans Are Getting Their Eyes Checked
Optometrists are reporting a 237% increase in requested appointments from customers who watched last night’s…