Charlie Sheen Denies Corey Feldman Rape Allegations Because He Has “Tiger Blood”

Corey Feldman has accused Charlie Sheen of raping Corey Haim but the actor is denying the allegations because he has “tiger blood”.

“Corey who?” says a disinterested Sheen as he addressed reporters outside his million dollar mansion in Beverly Hills. “Listen. I’m not into sleeping with humans anymore. I’ve evolved. How do you think I got my tiger blood in the first place? I’m into f**king with tigers now.”

“That’s right. I f**k with tigers.”

Mr. Feldman has yet to respond these remarks but several friends of Sheen have reported that the star’s mental health is deteriorating.

“He’s cooked mate,” says former Two and a Half Men co-star Jon Cryer. “He’s a few cocaine lines short of a pound of coke if you know what I mean”.

Sheen hasn’t been seen in public for months but reporters who visited the stars premises did remark that there were quite a lot of tigers roaming around the grounds.

“This is worse than what we saw at Mike Tyson’s home”, said one reporter.

We’ll keep you up to date as the story unfolds.

 

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