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Burning Movie Review

Frustrating but masterfully crafted. Burning is a well-made mystery but I also can’t help feeling annoyed at how ambiguous the story is. In a strange way, there’s enough plot to keep me invested but not enough to make me Read more…


Nathan For You Review

10/10 The King of Awkward Humour. Nathan Fielder has created the pinnacle of television comedies with his stellar brainchild: Nathan For You. Simply put: this is my favourite television that I’ve seen. In my opinion, it’s one of the Read more…


Suspiria Movie Review

8.5/10 A masterpiece mix of Rosemary’s Baby meets Black Swan. Suspiria is a disturbing, shocking, and thoroughly engrossing psychological horror. Yes, it holds a few flaws but ultimately, this is modern cinema at its finest. The story is set towards Read more…


Halloween Movie Recommendations: Part 1 (2018 Edition)

Here’s a quick overview of horror films we recommend for this Halloween (more films in upcoming parts). Martyrs (2008) 7.5/10 Gruesome and truly horrifying. Martyrs is a French psychological horror film that tells the revenge story of Lucie and Read more…


Slender Man Movie Review

1.5/10 One of the most poorly constructed films that I have ever seen. Slender Man is easily a front-runner to take out 2018’s Worst Movie prize because to put it quite simply, it’s not even a movie. There is Read more…


Dr. Strangelove or How I Learnt To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb Movie Review

9/10 When it comes to political satires, you can hardly beat this. Stanley Kubrick’s Dr. Strangelove or How I Learnt to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb is a hilarious yet tense drama that pokes fun at its subject Read more…


Happy Death Day Movie Review

3/10 If only it was me who starred as the main character of Happy Death Day so I could have been killed over and over again instead of watching this garbage. Blumhouse Productions continues to bring out crappy horror Read more…


I Feel Pretty Movie Review

3.5/10 Not as horrendous as I thought it was going to be. Going into this film I had very little hopes that it would be a funny comedy, let alone something that could be thought-provoking given it was tackling Read more…


Nightcrawler Movie Review

8/10 Jake Gyllenhaal in what is yet another fine performance. I’ve hammered on about it in another review of the film Prisoners but damn do I love watching Gyllenhaal take on a new and challenging role, and with Nightcrawler Read more…


Black Dynamite Movie Review

9/10 By far, the best comedy to have come out in the past decade. Black Dynamite shines as a film that mocks classic 70’s black exploitation (blaxploitation) movies, but it does so in a way that doesn’t make mean-spirited Read more…