Zombieland Fans Hold Candlelight Vigil to Pray Sequel Won’t Suck
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Tarantino Bitch Slaps Interviewer for Asking Another Silly Question
Quentin Tarantino has slapped a reporter. Why? The director cites being asked yet another silly…
Student Finishes Last Exam and Can Finally Watch Netflix Without Guilt
Thousands of Australian students are feeling relieved today. With their last exam finished, many can…
Liv Tyler Makes Same Mistake of Dating Another Astronaut
Poor life choices seem to continue for actress Liv Tyler. Once again, she has decided…
Producers Confirm Sequel That No One Asked For
Ridley Scott has declared plans for a second Gladiator. A film that no fan has…
MIB: International Promotes Multiculturalism by Showcasing Western Countries
For the first time, the Men in Black are going international. Why? All in the…
Ford v. Ferrari Film Undergoing Australian Re-brand to Be Commodore v. Holden
To appeal to Australian audiences, 20th Century Fox is rebranding their upcoming film, Ford v. Ferrari….
New Lion King Terrifies Children with Realistic Violence
Early screenings of the new Lion King have terrified young audiences. What was expected to…
Pixar Sick and Tired of Child’s Play Marketing Team Making the Same Joke
It’s official. Pixar is fed up with the marketing team for Child’s Play. What started…
LSD Users Love New Wonder Woman Poster
A new Wonder Woman poster has set the internet alight, and especially those on acid….